The Wyld Stallyns. You know their
name*. You know their claim to fame: bringing humanity together to
live as one. It was a lofty goal. A seemingly impossible goal. A goal
only a fictional movie could give us.
Or could it happen in the real world?
Is there, somewhere, a Wyld Stallyns in our world?
I believe so.
But to help me believe, I called on
the ancient art of Science. Science is good for things. Things like
this.
To find the One, I spent years and
years--if I had a guess: two. Two years--of my life researching
music, all music from all genres from all over the world. And with
the use of graphs and waveforms and the Gale-Shapley algorithm, I
have found an answer. I have found the One. A One, I think, that may
take some time to process, but if one really thinks about it, makes
perfect sense.
I present to you today what Science
has revealed to me. The Wyld Stallyns of the real world.
Peace, thy name is Dio.
Yes. Ronnie James Dio. Old metal horns
himself.
Of course, Dio fans already know this.
They've known for years. But now they've got Science to back them up.
If the music of Dio can reach the ears
of every person in the entire world, as impossible as that may be,
there may still be hope for us all. Yes, like the Call and Tim
Cappello, I Still Believe we can save the world. With a lot of help
from Dio.
Can we do this? Can we get the word
out? I think we can. Repeat after me:
Dio. Dio. Dio.
Thus begins a Daily Dose of Dio. No
need to thank me:
*And if you don't, please check out
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and the under appreciated Bill and
Ted's Bogus Journey. Or, you know, just Google it.
